The first time “Canseco” and “incarcerated” have appeared in the same sentence without referring to each other…

by evanmcmurry

Sentence(s) of the eve: “Dykstra scoffed at reports that he recently bailed on a formal agreement to fight fellow former baseball star Jose Canseco in a celebrity boxing match. He said the Pennsylvania fan who ran his Twitter feed while he was incarcerated signed the contract without his full consent and then fabricated quotes for a press release.” When that’s your EXCUSE…