Cameron Crowe is a Time Machine That Ruins Things You Thought You Liked

by evanmcmurry

Number of times Cameron Crowe references himself in the first three minutes of Pearl Jam Twenty: Eight. Number of mixed metaphors spoken by Cameron Crowe in the first three minutes: 1. Number of factually untrue statements made by Cameron Crowe in the first three minutes: 1. I don’t think my moderate appreciation of Pearl Jam is enough to get me through this.