Also, you don’t snort crack
Apparently the successive Presidents of the UT College Republicans know what I want before I even want it. Scroll to the end to see the comment on how Tweeting about showing restraint and not assassinating Obama counts as a “positive statement.”
Sometimes I think all Republicans are in fact Democratic spies, embarrassing themselves as some sort of covert strategy to discredit the Republican party, a subterfuge that keeps horrifically backfiring and winding us up with Bush and the Tea Party. That actually makes more sense than each UT College Republican President thinking to herself, “What would most delight the guy who writes A Flea in the Fur of the Beast?” before tweeting.