A Flea in the Fur of the Beast

“Death, fire, and burglary make all men equals.” —Dickens

“I feel for him a little bit”

by evanmcmurry

BREAKING: Ben Roethlisberger understands the human concept known as empathy, so long as it is not directed toward a woman with whom he wants to have non-consensual sex:

I can only imagine what it’s like for [Tim Tebow] with all the eyes and the attention on him and the pressure. It can’t be fun. I feel for him a little bit.

False Dichotomies, Craft-Beer-Drinking-Fixed-Gear-Bike-Riding-Music-Scene-Attending Edition

by evanmcmurry

“Has Portland Replaced Seattle in the American Imagination?” Short answer: no. Long answer: no.

“Shocking”

by evanmcmurry

“It appears to be a Google ad, meaning that the Romney campaign may have simply purchased ad space from Google linked to the keyword “Santorum” without considering the likelihood that Google would automatically place the ad on the vulgar site. On the other hand, it would be shocking if the Romney campaign weren’t aware of what pops up on Google when one enters that keyword.”