A Flea in the Fur of the Beast

“Death, fire, and burglary make all men equals.” —Dickens

Turd in the City

by evanmcmurry

Man creates Sex in the City, wildly successful show that convinces women to rack up credit card debt. Once recession hits, man creates Two Broke Girls, show about women who have racked up massive credit card debt. Man defends said show’s racist jokes by saying “But I’m gay.” Man completes transformation into turd.

Adventures in Metaphors

by evanmcmurry

“Newt Gingrich’s presidential campaign may be going down in flames, but he’s determined to burn GOP presidential front-runner Mitt Romney as badly as he can before the crash. He could singe his future standing within his own party while he’s at it.”