Sentence of the Day Tossup

by evanmcmurry

“FreshBerry has no drains at all, YoBe funnels its liquid waste into a giant roof cistern clogged with dead pigeons, and Yogurt Mountain simply heaves its wastewater on the street one bucket at a time,”


“The plural of ‘anecdote’ is ‘data’ in the conservative mind.”

—From Gin and Tacos