The End Of The Fairy Tale

by evanmcmurry

Kristen Stewart blah blah blah, end of the fairy tale, blah blah blah. Honestly, every Twilighthead deserves all the disenchantment that’s coming to them and then some.* Go read Bram Stoker and study for your AP tests, kids.

But then we come to the real twist:

Even if she hadn’t been caught by photographers with her married director, Stewart would have had to face up to the limitations of the fairy tale at some point. The Twilight audience hasn’t followed Stewart to her smaller movies, all of which have done decidedly modest box office.

Ahahaha. If everybody thinks Bella cheating is disillusioning, wait until they get a load of what capitalism can do.

* Those of you who mistakenly purchased Twilight of the Elites are excused.