If Liberals Get Their Way, We’ll All Be Fucking Walruses Soon

by evanmcmurry

Class, which of the following two things do you think is true about our present world:

1) A cabal of liberal machinators is sitting in their headquarters in a skyscraper in Los Angeles, pulling literal levers that control the content of pop culture, for the express purpose of making bestiality legal, acceptable, and mainstream, as embodied in this Skittles ad starring a woman making out with a walrus.

or 2) Skittles markets to stoners, and walrus=WHOA.

If you picked 2, no staff writer position at Breitbart.com for you. John Nolte, probably still tired from writing the review of whatever movie he watched instead of The Dark Knight Rises, warns:

If you don’t think there’s an agenda behind this, you haven’t been paying attention the last 40 years. And if you don’t think that there are those who hold the levers of power in our popular culture that would like to remove the stigma from bestiality, you don’t understand the depths of sexual depravity the human animal is capable of.

I used to laugh at loud at the term “slippery slope.”

Then I grew up.

But I am at least old enough to remember when our culture wanted to protect a woman’s dignity, not degrade women under the guise of “liberation” and “equality.”

You know he’s serious, because his intern he copied and pasted the definition of “bestiality” from Merriam-Webster.com. That’s called research. Now, class, do you think the inclusion of the word “animal” in the above paragraph was intentional, and if so, how does it complicate Nolte’s argument?