Obama To Fake Own Assassination Because He’s Only Ahead In The Polls

by evanmcmurry

I can handle a lot of nonsense, but I just can’t process TN state Rep Kelly Keisling’s theory, emailed to his constituents last week, that Obama’s going to fake his own assassination attempt to prevent the 2012 election, create “civil unrest,” and use it as excuse to institute martial law*. I mean, anybody who knows anything knows Obama’s going to throw the 2012 election to come back in 2016 as Gay Grover Cleveland. Let’s keep our conspiracy theories in the realm of the reasonable, please.

* Keisling includes the Department of Homeland Security in Obama’s plot. Remember the good old days, when that delightful piece of federal government expansion was part of Bush’s plots?