Apparently Romney’s Bounce Was Behind The Couch The Entire Time

by evanmcmurry

So here’s that missing NRO piece on Mitt Romney’s bounce I was asking for the other day. If it spins any harder it’ll be an alternative source of energy. In the face of Romney’s distinct lack of post-convention bounce, it basically says:

  1. He DID get a bounce, it was just really, really small.
  2. It doesn’t matter, cuz conventions don’t count anymore.
  3. Shut up.
  4. Big bounces are actually bad!
  5. Shut up.