Bartender Dislikes You, But Wants You To Buy His Organic Polo Shirts, Also Is A Douche

by evanmcmurry

How to come off like a dick in three easy steps: 1) Let everyone know you’re “so tired” of serving your most popular cocktail; 2) let everyone know in an interview about your bar that your “primary focus” is your 100% organic apparel company; and 3) characterize every other bar in your town as a “chugging” bar, unlike yours, which is the only civilized bar in Austin, Texas. Bonus points: misuse the word “unique.”

Addendum: As the Colonel Nilsen points out, “a city of 850,000 in a metro area of 1.5 million is no longer ‘a college town.’ Get over it.”