A Flea in the Fur of the Beast

“Death, fire, and burglary make all men equals.” —Dickens

That Morose-Looking Dude From Downton Abbey Is A Booker Prize Judge For Some Reason

by evanmcmurry

Matthew Crawley’s qualifications include having “read English Literature at Cambridge” and narrated a couple of audiobooks, though starring in the world’s most florid George Eliot ripoff must surely count for something, too.

Cruise Ships Are Where Republicans Go To Cry And Compare Obama To Hitler

by evanmcmurry

Do you feel better or worse knowing this was said aboard a cruise ship sponsored by the National Review?

As we drained the Pinot Noir, Hassett gave his audience the insider’s view of the Romney campaign, describing how its election-monitoring software crashed on November 6 and Obama was probably behind it, “because those guys are so evil.”

The table grumbled in assent.

“The thing we have to understand is, these are people who don’t have any morals,” said Hassett. “They’ll do anything. I’m one of their No. 1 targets. I mean, they really want me bad.”

“Well, you’re safe on this ship!” said Bobbie boldly.

Then Hassett pivoted to the liberal media. “I actually think that Goebbels was more critical of Hitler than the New York Times is of Obama,” said Hassett, tucking into a piece of strudel. “I was in the middle of the fight against the propaganda, and I have stories like you wouldn’t believe. These people are so evil. They’re basically Fascists. It’s unbelievable.”

I feel better, personally.

Why Republicans Won’t Agree To A Fiscal Cliff Deal Even If It Has What They Want

by evanmcmurry

Ezra Klein makes the subtext text. You already knew all this, but now you know know it:

Underlying the complaints of conservatives like Gohmert and Americans for Tax Reform is that their goal isn’t to reduce deficits. If it was, they’d be open to tax increases. Rather, austerity is one of many arguments marshaled toward the long-term end of shrinking the size of government. That’s why a deal that solves the deficit problem and then sees government spending rise in its eight year is a failure rather than a success — it betrayed the actual goal of shrinking the size of the government, even if it succeeded in the putative goal of balancing the budget. 

This is why a “fiscal cliff” deal is proving so difficult. There’s little doubt that a mixture of tax increases and spending cuts could bring deficits to manageable levels within a few years. Add in some stimulus and we could even protect the recovery between here and there. Moreover, since the discretionary spending cuts have already been made, the next set of spending cuts will likely focus on entitlements. Those are easier to make stick, as they don’t come up for a new vote each year.

But for Republicans, agreeing to those tax increases means agreeing to a larger government than would be possible in the absence of those tax increases. That undermines their real goal: Not smaller deficits, but smaller government.

Klein points out that this intransigence means Republicans will lose their leverage on tax cuts when the rest of toast next Monday night. Tax increases are happening one way or the other, and be being obstinate conservatives are ensuring the budget will eventually be balanced without their input—which is fitting, as they don’t really care about it anyway.