Cunt Punting Forever
Following the polite request from the U of Maryland’s Delta Gamma President that a certain e-mail be cunt-punted off of Gawker‘s website—cuz that’s the way the internet works—comes the sorority’s official letter accepting the resignation of the member who wrote the GODDAMN FUCKING email, and stating that “We now consider this matter closed.”
Nice try. If this incident has taught us anything—and it hasn’t—it’s that the internet decides when these things begin and end. Say, the 32nd of Nevertober.