#JewsForCruz To Make Life Worthwhile

by evanmcmurry

Oh for fuck’s sake:

Famed Harvard Law School professor Alan Dershowitz ranks Sen. Ted Cruz among the school’s smartest students, adding that the Canada-born Texan can run for president in 2016.

Cruz was a “terrific student,” Dershowitz told The Daily Caller. “He was always very active in class, presenting a libertarian point of view. He didn’t strike me as a social conservative, more of a libertarian.”

Well, now we know from whom Cruz learned to be condescending. For the record, this is the same Harvard Law School that Mitt Romney went to, but not the elitist one Barack Obama attended thanks to affirmative action.

BONUS: There’s also a #JewsForCruz hashtag! I’ll be thrilled to hear details of how Cruz’s view of skeletal, states’-rights government somehow includes robust support for Israel.