Michele Bachmann: Woman In Parking Lot Told Me Staying In Congress Causes Retardation

by evanmcmurry

Far be it for Bachmann to exit stage right without a proper bow to the looniez in the cheap seats:

The law limits anyone from serving as president of the United States for more than eight years. And in my opinion, well, eight years is also long enough for an individual to serve as a representative for a specific congressional district.

This is…not convincing.