A Refresher Course In Hating Corporate Speak

by evanmcmurry

Here’s a delightful piece of nonsense corporate speak, the type that probably makes Thomas Friedman have to change his trousers:

“We strive for operational excellence and to create ‘wow’ guest experiences…At this stage of the company, we choose not to focus on bringing in new product offerings and new experiences for guests because we currently need to direct our attention on being brilliant at our core business.”

 He’s talking about trampolines.