Today in Wall Street as a Crime-Free Neighborhood

by evanmcmurry

Gubwah?

At a town hall meeting in El Dorado Hills, California on Tuesday, a constituent asked McClintock for his “stance on Wall Street criminal practices.” The congressman responded, “Well first of all, for a criminal practice there has to be a gun. It’s pretty simple.”

But! But but but but but but but I thought gunz stopped the tyranneez! When King Caliph Obama comes for our Medicare, what are we supposed to do, sell derivatives at him?

Incidentally, this is why god created Eugene Robinson, worth half of WaPo‘s price tag by his lonesome.

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