Everything You Need to Know About Brooklyn in One Paragraph

by evanmcmurry

Nailed it:

Late one night last November, a friend and I were walking on Knickerbocker Ave in Bushwick when a man across the street from us pulled out a gun and started shooting. We were a little freaked out, so in a moment of panic we ran into Kennedy Fried Chicken, a KFC chain ripoff that had been on the block for years. Two employees laughed at us from behind a sheet of bulletproof glass, then we went home, and that was that. A few months ago, Kennedy’s closed its Knickerbocker spot for good. Now, it’s a bar!