Paul Ryan to Write Book Like Some Sort of Common Person

by evanmcmurry

The zombie-eyed granny starver is putting pen to paper. Thoughts:

• Atlas Shrugged is already taken. So is Fountainhead.

• I hope it will contain more lines like “We’ve turned the safety net into a hammock.” Lol poorz!

• Anybody want to take an over/under on whether it contains the details about specific spending cuts curiously missing from his last two budgets?

• You know who else wrote a book?

That’s if it actually gets written. I bet every time he closes his eyes to think of a sentence, he sees this.