Paul Ryan to Write Book Like Some Sort of Common Person

by evanmcmurry

The zombie-eyed granny starver is putting pen to paper. Thoughts:

  • Atlas Shrugged is already taken. So is Fountainhead.
  • I hope it will contain more lines like “We’ve turned the safety net into a hammock.” Lol poorz!
  • Anybody want to take an over/under on whether it contains the details about specific spending cuts curiously missing from his last two budgets?

That’s if it actually gets written. I bet every time he closes his eyes to think of a sentence, he sees this.

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