Howdy, 92nd St. Y

by evanmcmurry

<UES accent> Speak into the microphone, dear! We can’t hear you. Speak into the microphone. Somebody turn up the volume! I hear noise but no words. Now, why do you think Joyce claimed he wasn’t influenced by Freud even though Freud’s works were found in his Triess library? What? What do you mean you just answered that? Speak into the microphone! </UES accent>

It’s rough out there

by evanmcmurry

“If you can refer me to a room share that matches what I’m looking for below, I will give you an in-the-box Collectible Super Bowl XLI football if your referral results in me securing a place. (ONLY SERIOUS INQUIRIES).” #despair