A Flea in the Fur of the Beast

“Death, fire, and burglary make all men equals.” —Dickens

Tag: nfl

The Way the Game is Played

by evanmcmurry

I’m 1000% aware that this is inviting a million “that’s just the way the game is played” comments, but I still maintain that the very existence of bounties proves that targeted violence is only the way the game is played when you pay people to play it that way.

Matthew 26:6-13

by evanmcmurry

Points to whoever comes up with first Tebow / Rex Ryan / Anointing of Jesus’ feet joke.

“I feel for him a little bit”

by evanmcmurry

BREAKING: Ben Roethlisberger understands the human concept known as empathy, so long as it is not directed toward a woman with whom he wants to have non-consensual sex:

I can only imagine what it’s like for [Tim Tebow] with all the eyes and the attention on him and the pressure. It can’t be fun. I feel for him a little bit.