Guy Fieri is Full of It, Slow-Roasted Single Origin Coffee Edition

by evanmcmurry

No one’s surprised that Guy Fieri slapped his frosted tips upon a “rockin” box of coffee called Flavortown (where Smash Mouth plays daily). But do note Flavortown’s entry toll:

A “hand-picked” sampler of sixteen K-cups will set you back $12.95 on Amazon, which puts the flavors — price-wise, anyhow — up there with some single-origin micro-roastery kinds of coffee.

One of those “funky flavors” is the “American Diner Blend,” because nothing says authentic cup of joe like pour-over prices.

This is just your semiannual reminder that Fieri’s “diners, drive-ins and dives” schtick is a bald excuse to jack up the price.