Here’s Every Cliché In Politico’s New Article, In Bullet Point Form

by evanmcmurry

Look, churning out beaucoup internet copy ain’t easy. But yeesh with this stuff:

• The town is turning on President Obama

• put the screws to Obama

• congressional committees on the case now

• never big fans of this president

• reporters are tripping over themselves

• Buy-in from all three D.C. stakeholders is an essential ingredient for a good old fashioned Washington pile-on — so get ready for bad stories and public scolding to pile-up.

• through his darkest days

• There is no smooth sailing*

• when he most needs a support system

• The dam of solid Democratic solidarity has collapsed

• makes it easier for Democrats like House Oversight Committee Elijah Cummings to pop off

• Republicans are also working up plans

* That one’s from a quote, but still.