Here’s Every Cliché In Politico’s New Article, In Bullet Point Form

by evanmcmurry

Look, churning out beaucoup internet copy ain’t easy. But yeesh with this stuff:

  • The town is turning on President Obama
  • put the screws to Obama
  • congressional committees on the case now
  • never big fans of this president
  • reporters are tripping over themselves
  • Buy-in from all three D.C. stakeholders is an essential ingredient for a good old fashioned Washington pile-on — so get ready for bad stories and public scolding to pile-up.
  • through his darkest days
  • There is no smooth sailing*
  • when he most needs a support system
  • The dam of solid Democratic solidarity has collapsed
  • makes it easier for Democrats like House Oversight Committee Elijah Cummings to pop off
  • Republicans are also working up plans

* That one’s from a quote, but still.