You Probably Should Not Drink Bob Benmosche’s Cabernet

by evanmcmurry


Making wine, to say nothing of good wine, requires a sensitive palate capable of judiciously distinguishing between the subtlest of nuances, to tell when a red is slightly too jammy, or its plum notes just the teensiest bit heavy, and so forth.

So if you’re the type of guy who looks at the public outcry over AIG paying out $450 million in bonuses after receiving a $173 billion government bailout and thinks, “That’s just like when white supremacists used to lynch African Americans in the South,” you maybe lack the considered sensibilities necessary to make wine.

Previous FITF entries on wine you should not drink: Red Sox Cab, Hitler Cab, Rupert Murdoch Cab.